Salar de Uyuni

The biggest salt lake in the world.
5 meters deep, 9000 km² wide.
Sun shades, sun cream for this white brilliant site.
A three day tour is preferable to reach Laguna Colorada
two nights of -15 degrees with no heating and no hot water.
Marsha says no. ”I don't pay pour me geler les fesses”.
A one day trip, skip the pink lake,
later for the reserve cause there are flamingos right here.

We saw Tunupa volcano, the mummies and Isla del Pescado
where I forgot my coat, an extra ½ hour to get that back.
Whiter than your teeth you gotta come see Salar Uyuni.
A hotel made of salt like Hansel & Gretel.
Cactus 900 years your senior.
We see it all clear.
Then back to town,it's dead as you like.
They need to get some califacione here
to make it a red hot chili pepper!